I Love you, baby,
so I hope you don't mind me telling
that I no longer
am able to stand your smelling.
Have you ever heard about
deepcleaning lotion?

Now time has come to
when we must part from each other
but that's one thing
that really doesn't bother
'cause you haven't heard about
deepcleaning lotion.

Happy ending:

I met you on the street here
on the other day
and this time I, luckily,
didn't have to turn away.
You've finally heard about
deepcleaning lotion.

©1989 Oscar Publishing.